Government
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
by lescol (few years ago!) / 443 views
Similar Jokes
The following is supposedly a true story. To be
included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It
would serve me right if you forgot mine next
Tuesday.
With love, Mike
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife:Chalo na aj bahar chalte han aur driving ma karongi
Husbnd:Oho !Matlab jayenge car ma aur ayenge akhbaar mai ?!;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kisi Maa Nay Ajj Tak Aisi Olaad Peda Nahi Ki
Jo
(‘,’)/
<)) Meray Number Par 50 Rupay Ka LOad Karwa Day.
Ha KOi Esa Maa Ka Laal?
Full Challenge. :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari
bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye
1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya
Teacher:Aap Ne Kya Sekha?
Pathan:Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kisi Larki Ko Marne Ka Asan Tariqa:
Usey Ek Qeemti Libas Do,Behterin Jewellary Aur Cosmetics De Ker
Aisy Room Me Lock Karo Jahan Sheesha Na Ho:)
Wo Tarap Tarap K Isi Hasrat Me Mar Jaegi K Mein Lag Kaisi Rahi Hun???;-)
Aur Agar Larkon Ko Marna Ho To Unhain Bohat Si Larkion K
Phone Nmbz De K Ek Aisy […]
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Dimagh jisam ka sab se ahm hisa hai, ye 24 ghante active rahta hai.
Ye paida se le kar us waqt tak kam karta hai jab tak shadi na hu jae
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)