Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko TU kar ke goal

Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal

AaaaLL IS WELL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???

Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga

Tar utha Kunda laga

Kunda laga k bol bhayya

AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......

by Raju (few years ago!) / 599 views

A girl to a doctor on phone

A girl to a doctor on phone:

Dr! my brother has an electric shock what should I do?

Doctor replied: First of all say thanks to God because
you have light in your house.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Major Rohail

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl.. Aj tum jo bolo gay main manu gi.

Girl.. Aj tum jo bolo gay main manu gi.
Boy.. Har bat manu gi??????
Girl.. Han har bat, kuch b ho, k0i b ho...

Boy.. Soch lo???
... Girl.. Soch liya hai.
Har bat manugi.
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Boy.. Phir aj k bad panch waqt ki Namaz parhna.

Har Boyfriend kamina nai hota..
( ',' )
_/) (>
| \_ Geo Haji Sb

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)