Machli Khayega

Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?

Banta: Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.

Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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