Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 576 views

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha

1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha.
1 Din “D” K School Me Sports Day Tha Or Wo Apne Baap Ko B Sath Le Gaya.
Jab “D” Recing Me Dor Raha Tha To Us Ka Baap Chilaya:
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”…
Us Waqt 1 Teacher Ayi Or Boli:
Sir, Plz English Bolain Urdu Allow Nahi, Or Wo Chali Gai.
Phir Us Ka Baap English Main Chillaya
Or Teacher Ko Gussa Aagya Or Us Ny “D” K Baap Ko School Se Bahar Nikal Diya.
Kyun K Wo English Main Chila Raha Tha:
Run-D,
Run-D,
Run-D ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…



Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”

Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,

Last Bench Students:

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)