miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley

friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.

friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha

B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya

1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya
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Abe Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski.
Insaan Hy Wo B Yr
Tum Log B Na,
Jaan Lelo Pathanon KE:-)))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

chaey

Me is liye achi chaye
nai banati ke kaheen
larkey wale haan na karden

by @irha@ (few years ago!)