Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views

Sardar wakeel to mujrim

Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha

1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha.
1 Din “D” K School Me Sports Day Tha Or Wo Apne Baap Ko B Sath Le Gaya.
Jab “D” Recing Me Dor Raha Tha To Us Ka Baap Chilaya:
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”…
Us Waqt 1 Teacher Ayi Or Boli:
Sir, Plz English Bolain Urdu Allow Nahi, Or Wo Chali Gai.
Phir Us Ka Baap English Main Chillaya
Or Teacher Ko Gussa Aagya Or Us Ny “D” K Baap Ko School Se Bahar Nikal Diya.
Kyun K Wo English Main Chila Raha Tha:
Run-D,
Run-D,
Run-D ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai

PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri?

PATHAN:Muje Ni Pta!
POLICE : Q?

PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laash ka kia karain?

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi .

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi .

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Karan Johar bar me

Karan Johar bar me Beer peene aaya..
9 bottle peene ke baad,
Waiter :Aap ko chadhti kyu nahi?
Karan :"Main mard hoon"
Waiter: Chadh gayi saale ko...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)