Karan Johar bar me

Karan Johar bar me Beer peene aaya..
9 bottle peene ke baad,
Waiter :Aap ko chadhti kyu nahi?
Karan :"Main mard hoon"
Waiter: Chadh gayi saale ko...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 505 views
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