police: madam darwaja kholo apke
police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............
madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views
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