*Joke
Biwi: “Tum nay kabhi sochnay ki koshish bhi ki hai tumhari tankhwa aakhir kahan jati hai”? Shohar: Baigam jab say hamari shaadi hui hai main nay is qisam ki koshishain turk kar di hain”
by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!) / 588 views
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