Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise
Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 506 views
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Begum Tum Kahan Ho?
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