Bacha Apni Dadi Se

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.

Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.

Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

Dadi:haram khor soja chup kr k..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 314 views
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