Double heart attack

Double heart attack msg by a boy to a girl:

1st msg: Lets break up now , Sub khatam.
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2nd msg:Sorry , sorry , sorry ! That was not for U !!!!!!!!! :-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 246 views
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