apun jhot nai bolta.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega
Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU
bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin
bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 624 views
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