Master Ji, Kis Se Panga Le Rahe Ho?
Santa Jab School Mein Padtha Thha Tab Vo Ek Din School Mein Ek White Aur Ek Black Shoes Pahan Ke Chala Gaya.
Sir Ne Ye Dekha To Gusse Se Bola: “Abhi Ghar Ja Aur Shoes Change Karke Aa”
Santa Masumiyat Se Bola: “Sir Ji Koi Fayda Nahi, Ghar Mein Bhi Ek Black Aur White Shoes Hi Pade Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 520 views
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