Ye Baat Tune Chupa Ke Achha Nahi Kiya
Santa Apni Biwi Se Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Tum Bachhe Ko Kya Pilati Ho?”
Biwi: “Doodh Aur Orange Juice”
Santa Hairani Se: “Oye Tu Ne Kabi Bataya Nahi, Orange Juice Kiss Side Se Aata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views
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hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas
garam ho raha hai!!
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Height of Technical Thinking!
A Software Engineer Falling From The Roof Of A Building
And Shouting
F1 F1 F1, Instead Of Help, Help
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Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time
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Media or wife me kia similarity hai?
Jab tak aik hi bat 10 bar na btai jae,tab tak donon ko skoon nai milta.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Who Are Boys?
Woh Jo Nark Mein Bhi Mile To Kahe: “Abbe Yamraj Ki Beti Dekhi? Kya Mast Maal Hai Yaar”
Who Are Girls?
Who Goes To Heaven & Says: “Apsra Ki Nail Paint Dekhi How Cheap“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)