A brilliant marketing statement writtenoutside a 'Women Shoe Shop'.....
A brilliant marketing statement written
outside a 'Women Shoe Shop'..... 50% discount if you select in 5
minutes...!!!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 546 views
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