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Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha.. Sawal aya : English me translate kero, "Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun". . . . Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

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O pakistanio

O pakistanio bus main latak kar aanay walo light ke beghair rehnay walo deshat gardi bardasht karne walo har chees pe etra text dene walo 40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo sania ko bhabhi kehne walo muni ko badaam kane walo english ke paper main calculator le janay walo ganje ko wazir banay walo call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo . . . meri taraf se sab ko ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

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can u read it fast

can u read fast in english ! MY A my They my They they my A my they na my. . . . . . . .. . . . Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

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movie names

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae 1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar 2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar 3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar 3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar 4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam 5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar 6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

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English start wth "A

English start wth "A"," B "," C "
Marathi strat wth "a","aa","ee"
Love strat wth "1 " ," 4 " , " 3 ".
But Frndship start wth "u "& "me

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English to Urdu

-The sooner the better. -Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai. -Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here. -Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay. -Absence makes a heart go fonder. -Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal -Fight for your rights. -Sbar ka phal metha hota hai. -As wise as an Owl. -Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

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Panjabi Women

''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child my Kaka is ill ek Week Da, Na eat da,na Sleep da, Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da, nl nak v leak da

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ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY .... =P =D

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teacher

English Teacher: "Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai." Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai?? Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

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English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack... The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD, The Ugliest Is Called SWANN, The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR, The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON, The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON, The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT. But They Got One Right : The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

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English

We think there is enough time to live, but we never know which moment is the last.... So share, care & celebrate every moment of life!

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Pathan Ka Interview Tha

Pathan Ka Interview Tha... Sawal Aya: English Me Translate Karo... "Main Nokari K Liye Bohat Umeed Se Hon." Pathan: I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P

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pathan gave a party

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia.. Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali. Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao. Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun, "Dear Gul khan you do not meet" pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi "our requirements" hamari zaroorat ho ap "no further correspondence" or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen "will be entertained" Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

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teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan: Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge? . . . . . . . Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do.. Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

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Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein, . . . . It's UNPOSSIBLE.

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