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Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan. Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan. (‘.’) //”/\ Oh Teri _/”\_ Khair.

154 chars (1 sms)


Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka mujhey bohat tang krta hai Dad:Main abhi usey police k hawaley krwata hoon ta k usey sakht saza miley Girl:Oh no Dad, Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil saza dena chahti hoon Dad:Kiya matlab Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein Dad:Waah beti waah, intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

332 chars (3 sms)


We live in a "COUNTRY"

We live in a "COUNTRY" 1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services. 2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free 3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath. 4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon 5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless. Wat a NATION! Spread the awareness the change v need, Wake up PAKISTAN

456 chars (3 sms)


Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?

157 chars (1 sms)


Student

Student Life is the Best Life Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho??? Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto 5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....

212 chars (2 sms)


question

ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ? mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai. batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?

212 chars (2 sms)


one five

Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy. Numbr ye hai " 15 "

144 chars (1 sms)


pathan

pathan went for interview officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY' pathan:night officer:cool pathan:warm officer:ugly pathanpichli officer:I said ''UGLY'' pathan:I said ''PICHLI'' officer:Oh my god. pathan:Oh my devil. officer:Get out Pathan:Come in officer:U r rejected. pathan:I m selected. officer:keep quiet. pathan:speak tight. Officer:Go to hell Pathan:come to paradise. officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay. pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay. officer:police ko bhulao. pathan:fauj ko bhulao. officer:uffff pathan:tuffff officer:purrrr. pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr. kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

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Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?" car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga" pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai." uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge." Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi- "bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

495 chars (4 sms)


policeman!!!

Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga

173 chars (2 sms)


wapda

1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .

314 chars (2 sms)


wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya. SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha, To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

160 chars (1 sms)


PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain. Police:Kon hai wo ? Pathan: . . . . . PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

157 chars (1 sms)


police

(Pak traffic police) Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen! Phir Chalaan Kyn? Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he or Tu Single ja raha hai.

157 chars (1 sms)


peshawar ki police

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai 1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha Police Wala Kehta Hai Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:

160 chars (1 sms)


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