If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views

” There’s not a note of mine that’s worth the nothing”

by HUSSAIN (few years ago!)

Its every girls dream to have a guy call her at 3 am;; just to say "hey babe - just wanted to tell you I love you "

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I walk. One foot steps into the future, the other; plays catch-up from the past

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If you have to lie to get it, it's not worth having.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)