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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
“Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
biggest lie ever: “i have read and agree to the terms of use” ?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
A billion times zero sounds like it would be a big number! But if you passed second grade math you'd realize it's still zero.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I look at the stars and I see you. I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the trees and I see you. Please step aside, you are blocking my view!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The conundrum of whether or not the glass is half-full or half-empty depends on how thirsty you are

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I once went to the mirror to see myself and the mirror asked, you again? Worry not,I said; this time I didn't come to see myself, but you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cheating is sin, sin is slime, slime is man. What could represent slime? Oh syrup! A little syrup all over the car never hurt anyone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The ones who talk shit are the ones that always quit

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
what a strange day, everyday

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Unfortunately, it seems that I am eternally trapped in the dark realm of tangled ear-buds

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I'm sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts and inside jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before wasting my time again

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I'm sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts and inside jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before wasting my time again

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Be with someone who makes you smile, laugh, feel special, and supports you

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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