One fool said to the other Why do you lie so good?" The other fool replied Why do you believe me so bad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 732 views

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, ''What will you have, sir?'' And I said, ''A glass of hemlock.''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some people say, DON'T FORGET ME. Some says, REMEMBER ME ALWAYS. But… I love my attitude and i say, FORGET ME IF U CAN. ...

by dracula (few years ago!)

Love is you; you and me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What's so funny about seeking out what you don't know especially when your sanity and your future depend on it?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)