His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to be treated like one

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Marriage is made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.

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Power without influence is equivalent to a king without a kingdom

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When we die, no one remembers us for what we weighed. Our weight isn't etched into our headstones.

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever

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Acquaintance is a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor and obscure, and intimate when he is rich and famous

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