His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to be treated like one

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson

by ashfaq (few years ago!)

boss is always right

by waseem masood (few years ago!)

A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

By not sending friends greeting cards, you may be telling them that you don't want them to remember you

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)