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atif03 Age: 46 4804 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : aap ka milaya howa number masroof hay ! G aaj aap sab ye batay kay agar aap kisi chahny waly ko call kary or wo number kahy or busy ho ik ghanty say tu aap kay dil ki haalat kia hogi? Itna sun kar hee hamara dil toot gya faraz the number you have dialed is busy on another call Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 08 2012 10:46:46 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?

Mehman: Dono Ley Ayen,

Srdar:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:08:31 AM

madihajamil

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1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
“begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”
admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:13:08 AM

madihajamil

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SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?

SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao

GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:18:55 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha… Saamny Likha Tha Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istmaal Karein. Wo Bethy Bethy 3 Lottey Paani Pi Gaya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 07 2014 10:24:19 AM

madihajamil

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“GEO TO Aisey”
Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:27:26 AM

madihajamil

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Ek Pagal Doosry Pagal Se
(Mayoosi K Sath)

Sab Log Hamen Pagal Kyon Kehty Hain?

Doosra Pagal:Too Dafa Kr Yaar. . Ye Ley Leemo Ki Lasi Pi.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:28:43 AM

madihajamil

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Maalik Nokar Se:
Is Mehngai K Dor Me
Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:29:52 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Eik Charsi Nay Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apnay He Ghar Say Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki, Subha Jab Ghar Poncha To Bakra Ghar Main Tha, Bivi Say Pocha Bakra Kahan Say Aya? Bivi: Bakray Ko Goli Maro!! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTAY Ko Kahan Lay Kar Gay Thay?? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 07 2014 10:31:04 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?? Wo Bola Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K Phir Sailab Kab Aaega Muje Rashan Nai Mila.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 07 2014 10:32:18 AM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3766 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	madiha jamil bohat khoob mehnat jari rakho Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 07 2014 10:33:19 AM

madihajamil

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Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or
Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua Magte Waqt Bola:

Mere Mola Sab Sorahe Hen Or
Men Teri Ibadat Kar Raha Hoon

To Saath Wali Charpai Se Awaaz Aai: Batameez Tu Apni Dua Maang Hamari Q Shikayat Kar Raha He

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:33:27 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mrasiyon Ka Baba Mrnay Wala Tha Us K Gird Sab Khamosh Bethay Thy, Mahol Sogwaar Tha Tou 1 Mrasi Bola: Welay Bethay Aan, Jidon Tk Baba Mrda Nai Dholki Waja Lo. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 07 2014 10:34:32 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik Sharabi Raat Kay Waqat Apnay Dost Kay Sath Jaraha Hota Hay Rastay Main Talab Per Nazar Parhti Hay Tu Us Main Us Ko Chand Dikhta Hay Woh Apny Dost Say Kahta Hay: Yaar Ye Kia Hay Dost Kehta Hay Chand Hay Sharabi Hairan Ho Ker Yaar Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 07 2014 10:35:36 AM

madihajamil

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2 Srdar Jungle Me The
Samne Sher Aya

1 Sher Ki Ankh Me Mitti Dalke
Bhagte Hue Chilaya:
Abe Bagh

2nd:Mai Kyu Bhagu?
Mitti Tune Dali Hai

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:42:06 AM

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Santa To Doctor: When I Sleep
Monkeys Play Footbal In Dreams

Doctor:No Problem
Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep

Santa: Kal Se Lunga Aaj Raat Final Hai

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:43:43 AM

madihajamil

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Aik Pathan Army Mein Bharti Hota He
To Use Gun Chalana Sikhai Jati He

Wo Gun Pakarta He Or Puchta He

Is Ka Moon Kis Taraf Ko Karna He Apni Taraf Ya Dushman Ki Taraf

Army Officer Jawab Deta He
Jis Taraf Bhi Karo Ge
Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:25:54 AM

madihajamil

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Doctor: Khan Sahab
Tumhara Sar Kaisay Phuta?

Khan:Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha Kisi Nay Bola
Khan Sahab Khopri Istimal Karo

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:27:35 AM

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Teacher Ask Question To Sardar:
Which Is The Big Animal
Ant Or Elephant…?

Sardar:First Tell Date Of Births!!!!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:29:09 AM

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1st Frnd To 2nd:
Yaar! Vo Ladki Mujhe Haske Dekh Rahi Hai!

2nd Frnd: Dhyan Se Dekh Haske Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekhke Has Rahi Hai..!!!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:30:27 AM

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Santa : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi-Mooch Nahi Aayi?

Banta : Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:31:49 AM

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