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atif03 Age: 46 4804 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : aap ka milaya howa number masroof hay ! G aaj aap sab ye batay kay agar aap kisi chahny waly ko call kary or wo number kahy or busy ho ik ghanty say tu aap kay dil ki haalat kia hogi? Itna sun kar hee hamara dil toot gya faraz the number you have dialed is busy on another call Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 08 2012 10:46:46 AM

madihajamil

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Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:25:00 AM

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:05:00 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING. PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:10:59 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:12:36 AM

madihajamil

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God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:17:41 AM

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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:18:57 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:20:02 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:21:59 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:25:13 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jo Log Garam Pani Main ELFY Dal Ke Nahaty Hain Wo Log Kabhi Toot K Bikhra Nahi Krty Zubeida Apa K Totkay. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:26:21 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji” . . . Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…” . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:27:37 AM

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Pathan School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Sir:
Ghar Wapas Jao oR Chang Kar K Aao

Pathan:
Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hy.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:29:35 AM

madihajamil

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Major Rohail-

Khan sab Carry Lougar bill

Aa gya hai

Phatan-

Lo G pehle

Bijli,gas,pani ka bill

Ur ab ye carry lugar bill

Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai

Ur DUE date kya hai?

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:31:49 AM

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Bhai madihajamil ye topic kiss baat pr bany he aur ap ye keya Keya Share kr rhen hen

Phele to ap es topic ke mutabik kuch apne raae do

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:32:42 AM

madihajamil

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Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du

Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

Sara: 1 b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:32:51 AM

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Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta:
I Do Not Know
It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:05:30 PM

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santa: yaar tu to aaj doctor k paas jaraha tha, gaya q nahi?

banta:yaar woh me kal jaonga aaj meri tabiyet kharab hai..

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:07:15 PM

madihajamil

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If Time Doesn't Wait For You.

Don't Worry!
Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life!

"Aah! Great People Great Thoughts." :-)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:12:38 PM

madihajamil

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:18:07 PM

madihajamil

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Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:22:15 PM

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