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atif03 Age: 46 4804 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : aap ka milaya howa number masroof hay ! G aaj aap sab ye batay kay agar aap kisi chahny waly ko call kary or wo number kahy or busy ho ik ghanty say tu aap kay dil ki haalat kia hogi? Itna sun kar hee hamara dil toot gya faraz the number you have dialed is busy on another call Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 08 2012 10:46:46 AM

madihajamil

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Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?

Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.

Friend: Wo Kse?

Pathan: O Yara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!;-)

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:36:01 AM

madihajamil

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1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,

Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.

Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:37:19 AM

madihajamil

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Pathan India Gya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi, Us Ny Mander Ma Ja K KAALI MAATA Ko Bahir Phank Dya Or Bola, “Kabhi Tu B Naha Liya Kr Bhangan”..;

Pathan India Gya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi,Us Ny Mander Ma Ja KKAALI MAATA Ko Bahir Phank Dya Or Bola, “Kabhi Tu B Naha Liya Kr Bhangan”..;

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:38:24 AM

madihajamil

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1 Pathan 15 Sal Se
Allah Se Ro Ro K Aulad K Liye
Dua Mngta Rha

1 Din Pthan K Pas Frshta Aya
Aur Bola:

Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta
Hy Pehly Shaadi To Kr Le…

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:39:26 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik Pathan Quaid E Azam K Mazar Ja Kar Dua Kar Raha Tha, “Mera Prize Bond Hr Soorat Mein Nikalna Chahiye.” Jaisay Hi Wo Mazar Se Bahir Aya Kisi Ne Us Ki Jaib Se Prize-Bond Nikaal Liya. Wo Dobara Mazar Par Gya Aur Bola, “JINNAH SAHIB, Pehley Puri Baat To Samajh Liya Karain. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 11:40:29 AM

madihajamil

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Pathan’s Leave Application:
Dear Sir!

My Wife Is Ill.
And There Is No Other Husband
In Our Family To Look Aftr Her,
Kindly Grant Me Leave For 1 Day On Sunday.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:41:33 AM

madihajamil

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T.V Reporter To Pathan
Apko Konsi Actress Pasnd Hai?

Pathan: Katreena Kareena Pretty Priyanka Amisha

Reporter: Sabse Ziada?
Pathan: Shahid Kapoor

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:19:38 PM

madihajamil

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Pathan U.K Gaya
Airport Officer Ne Naam Pocha

Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: English Mei Bolo

Pathan Kuch Dair Sochny K Baad:
Long Life Khan

Peche Sardar Khara Tha
Wo Bola: I M Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer:What?

Sardar:Mera Naam Hai
Sundar Laal Chadda

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:20:53 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3769 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa was filling a slambook. He didnt knw d meaning of zodiac sign . He turnd d previus page & … saw dat sumbody had written Cancer, . . . . . . . . . so he wrote GAS KI TAKLIF!!.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 03:22:20 PM

madihajamil

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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:23:34 PM

madihajamil

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Munna bhai -Circuit, bole toh yeh ford kya hai? Circuit -Bhai, gaadi hai.

Munna bhai -Toh phir, yeh oxford kya hai?

Circuit -Bole toh, simple hai bhai, ox mane bael, ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh baelgaadi.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:24:46 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4009 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye sun ne ke baad bhe tum nhe samjhy bewkoff wo kese aur ke ishq me pagal he Don't mind hh Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 05:30:05 PM

madihajamil

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:04:03 AM

madihajamil

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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:05:21 AM

madihajamil

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3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It

3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:07:21 AM

madihajamil

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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:19:04 AM

madihajamil

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Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:24:48 AM

madihajamil

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8 Reasons Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.

*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

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Posted on February, 14 2014 11:04:25 AM

madihajamil

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Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.

Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.

Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:22:22 AM

madihajamil

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