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atif03 Age: 46 4803 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : aap ka milaya howa number masroof hay ! G aaj aap sab ye batay kay agar aap kisi chahny waly ko call kary or wo number kahy or busy ho ik ghanty say tu aap kay dil ki haalat kia hogi? Itna sun kar hee hamara dil toot gya faraz the number you have dialed is busy on another call Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 08 2012 10:46:46 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar Orders Pizza

Waiter: Sir Shud I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or Into 8 Pieces?

Sardar: 4 Hi Karde 8 Khaye Nahi Jayenge

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:32:49 AM

madihajamil

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Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se Kehta He: Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya

Nurse(Sharmakar):
Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:34:41 AM

abdulhannan05 Age: 31 4799 days old here Total Posts: 13123 Points : 261 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	tu bhai ye number hi masroof rahay hum nay kia karn ahi in number ka aap ka bussy hain aa Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 09 2014 05:49:20 PM

abdulhannan05 Age: 31 4799 days old here Total Posts: 13123 Points : 261 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	masroof iss liye hia k uss ko company nay pelay hi band kar diya hi yaar hmmmm nice Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 09 2014 06:00:51 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4073 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha tha number you have dilled is busy on another calll plz try later Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 09 2014 08:16:54 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4088 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	jab koi aisa hota hay to men bhi divert laga leta hun ap ka milaya howa number masroof hay ! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 09 2014 08:44:49 PM

madihajamil

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1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,,
.
"Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola "khair Mubarak" ;p :

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:14:38 AM

madihajamil

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Sharma dial a no. & hear, iss call ke liye aapka balance kafi nahi hai."

sharma: koi baat nahi jaane man tumse baat ho gai bas itna hi kafi hai.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:16:22 AM

madihajamil

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Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.

Ek admi ne pucha:
"kya huwa khan sahab?"

Pathan: "jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon uska nam yad nahi aa raha&qu

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:17:40 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,

Police: Wo Mar Gai Kia?

Sardar: Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-P

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:21:55 AM

madihajamil

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Aik SARDAR Daanton Par NELI Siyahi
Laga Kar Ja Raha Tha.

Kisi Nay Poocha Ye Kya Hai.
SARDAR KHUSHI Say Bola:
“O Pa Ji,Aj Kal BLUETOOTH Ka Zamana Hai !”

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:22:58 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3768 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Intelligent Sardar All Scientists Fail 2 Answer This But Sardar Rocks Q:-Which Liquid Thng Turns Solid On Heating? ? ? Ans:- BESAN K PAKORAY. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 11:24:10 AM

madihajamil

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A Sardar Was Getting Bitten
By Mosquitoes All Thru The Night.

He Got Irritated And Drank Poison
And Said: “Ab Kaato Saalo, Tum Bhi Maroge”

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:25:58 AM

madihajamil

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Santa Xerox Karne K Bad
Kya Kar Raha Hai
Kya Kar Raha Hai..

Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:27:34 AM

madihajamil

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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter
Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:28:52 AM

madihajamil

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Banta:
Why Is The Police Nick Named
“The Heart Of The Country?”

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:30:13 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto

Sardar : Cant You Read The Board Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:31:22 AM

madihajamil

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Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga

Pathan Ne Sardar Ko Bohat Mara
Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:32:30 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3768 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya . . Y? . . . . . . Abe Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski. Insaan Hy Wo B Yr Tum Log B Na, Jaan Lelo Pathanon KE:-))) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 11:33:54 AM

madihajamil

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Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked:

R U Suffering From Fever?

Khan Sahb: No, From Karachi &
Going 2 Peshawar

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:34:54 AM

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