School and College; 1241 Jokes
Teacher: Define Management?
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Enginr : Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Engnr : ummmmmmmmmmm... -............. .. -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In exam hall a girl 2 santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi."
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D
Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked
Students Thoko Like....;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fees maafi k liye application:
To, The Principal
High school, Sir,Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink, 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath bchakkar nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!
Thanx Ur sincerelyApki beti ka boyfriend..> ................. ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher student se:"Table pe ink kis ne grai
hai.. ??
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho
ge.. ??
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Studnet:
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“Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai
hai..:p :O :D:D
Student Rocks ... Teacher shocks..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Students eyes in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
During the exam (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?)
When invigilator comes in (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu ne exam k liye Question.. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Que. the:"
1.China kis Desh me hai ??
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ??
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai ??
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai ??
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek ENGINEER se exam me pucha gya
What is challenge. . .???
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ENGINEER ne pura page khali chhodkar page k end me likha. . .
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Agr apne baap ki aaulad h toh mujhe pass kr k dikha.
Its a challenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,
tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....
Teacher :- Dog?
Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?
Student :- Meow
Tcher- : Lion?
Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D
Student : ooo teri :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : pappu i will give you a tight slap if you continue this filmi behaviour in class…!!
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Pappu : Thapad se dar nhi lagta madam pyar se lagta h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal raat kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua..
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Kitaab kholne se jo nind aati hai na...
wo neend ki goliyaan khane se bhi nahi aati =)) :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain, 10% interest ke hisaab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hain, batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jaante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths jaanta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher ne bachchon se poocha, tum future mein kya karna chahte ho?
Ram: Main pilot banna chahta hoon.
Vinod: Main doctor banna chahta hoon.
Deepa: Main achchi maa banna chahti hoon.
Ravi: Main Deepa ko help karna chahta hoon :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies
CA: carear in al qaeeda
MSc: Master suicide course
IT: institute of terrorism
MBA: member of blasting agency
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)