Politics; 174 Jokes

the more u read

The more you read and

observe about this Politics thing,

you got to admit that each party

is worse than the other.



The one that.s out always looks the best.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Those who r too smart

Those who are too smart

to engage in politics

are punished by being GOVERNED

by those who are dumber.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Man kind will never see

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until.


lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,

or the holders of power.


become lovers of wisdom.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
bivi pe hakumat


bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai

mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay

professor khapay ki katab

" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
i offer my opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
considering his achievements

Considering his achievements

of creating shortage of

wheat

gas

power

sugar

water



Musharaf has been given

the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
honesty in politics

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

The higher up you go,

the scarcer it becomes.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
a promising young man

A promising young man

should go into politics so that he can

go on promising for the rest of his life.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
i don't make jokes

I dont make jokes.

I just watch the

gove
ment

and

report the facts.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
i offer my....

I offer my opponents a bargain:

if they will stop telling lies about us,

I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art

of getting votes from the poor

and campaign funds from the rich,

by promising to protect each from the other.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
a good leader is a person who

A good leader is a person

who takes a little more than

his share of the blame

and

a little less than his share of the credit.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
govt. is like a baby

Gove
ment is like a baby.

An alimentary canal with

a big appetite at one end

and no sense of responsibility at the other.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
the more u read

The more you read and

observe about this Politics thing,

you got to admit that each party

is worse than the other.



The one that.s out always looks the best.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
those who r too smart

Those who are too smart

to engage in politics

are punished by being GOVERNED

by those who are dumber.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

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