Parent; 468 Jokes
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa
by Raju (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti, To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...
Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
Papa: Kya?
Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
Father: Haan
Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya. 5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ? son-bas wahi galat ho gaya..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mom: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!
Mum: Are they working?
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire Matches... It's working.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa: Beti Inter k baad kya karogi?
Beti: B.B.A karongi.
Papa: What is B.B.A?
Beti: Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
Maa: Kahan thy?
Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"
Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)