Mera beta raat bhar book
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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