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Teacher to Santa

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ombay ombay

Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An astronomer was watching

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you made!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!


Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Is A Guy

Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass But,
Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . .

Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dead Sea

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed It.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No one Comes Out

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waiting at Bus Stop

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.


When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;

Santa aage nahi bada;

Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa and Jeeto were on a

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.

Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:My mother in law

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta got tired of

Santa & Banta got tired of

1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!


Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Truck dekh kar tum

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta sent sms to Santa

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan, padhne wala gadha.


Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha, padhne wala mahan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa standing on

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)