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1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hn us ka naam yaad nahi aaraha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha

Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha


LRKI Shrma k Boli,
Kya Dekh rhe ho



khan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara
Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

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(after 15 days)
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aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
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Pathan: ye ley
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"LOTA":P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PATHAN khusry ko zbardasti Ghar laya.

PATHAN khusry ko zbardasti Ghar laya.
Khusra:Khan sahb maaf kr do mujhy jany do


Pathan bola is ka fesla tumhara kismat kare ga or Ludo ka Dana laya or bola:
Agr 1,2,3,4,5 aaya to hum tumhara Rape Kare ga.
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Khusra dartey huye bola:
KHAN SAHAB agr 6 aaya to?
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PATHAN muskura k bola:
Lagta hai tum ne kabhi ludo nai kheli?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hote

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi

Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi.Par Q?Q ki Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khatepakde Gaye aur kehne lage:...“Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hai” :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.

doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.

santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi….

doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete…..
santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha….:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
log lehtay hain

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in namaz

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
once pathan replied

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan proposed a girl

Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala to ek mehmaan ney apney paas bethey dosrey mehmaan sey kaha, “ganey wali ki awaz kitni wahiyaat hey, kis tarah ganey bajaney key bahaney kanon key pardey phaar rahee hey. Yeh mohtarma hein kon?”

Doosra mehmaan bola: Meri biwi hey

Pehley ney foran baat palti or bola: Asal mein qasoor ganey wali ka nahi, gana hi itna bakwaas hey. Pata nahi kis fazool shakhs ney likha hey.

Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki

Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki or usey khat likha key aap zehmat ker key aaj raat ka khana hamarey sath khayein or jo rookhi sookhi hazir hey, qabool farmayein.

Mehmaan samjha key mezbaan inkesaar sey kaam ley raha hey laikin jab wahan pohancha to waqai dastarkhwaan per rookhi sookhi roti or baasi daal pari thee.

Marta kia na kerta, mehmaan khaney beth gaya. Itney mein bahar ek faqeer ney awaz lagai. Kanjoos ney usey daant diya. Us ney phir awaz di to kanjoos ney kaha, “bhaag jao warna tumhara sar tor doon ga”

Mehmaan ney jaldi sey kaha, “Faqeer bhai, chaley jao, aadmi apni baat ka pakka hey, sach much tumhara sar tor dey ga”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)