Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 546 views

Teacher: why are you late

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bacho ke bap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say
to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char
Bacchon ki Maa` .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye
Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho

MOLU Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho

GOLU: Mai Saanp Se Khel Sakta Hu
MOLU: Kaise

GOLU: Mere Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aaaj say tu mera bhai hai

Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sardar talking on cell.

Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho. 1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)