Mujhe 1000 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 218 views
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