Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi
Batao SONA Kahan He?
Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 525 views

1 Orat Police Station Me

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye

Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4

Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.

Banta: Aho! Te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”

Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar
Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai,
Samjha Kar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

You're beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in hotel

Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)