Sardar
Abba G Kal Humare Gahr Sa Ek Banda Kam Ho Jayega,
Dosray Din Kya Hoa Larki Ghar Sa Bhag Gai
Sardar G: Larki Na Kam Tu Acha Ni Kiya Lakin Larki Thi Tu Najomi.
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