Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good
collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 548 views

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Musharraf joined Pakistani army

Musharraf joined Pakistani army and was given a gun.

Musharraf asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.

Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kya Columbus America Ki Khoj Kar Paata

Columbus Agar Married Hota To America Kabhi Discover Nahi Kar Pata.

Kyunki Tab Usse Pucha Jata:

Kahan Jaa Rahe Ho.
Kiske Saath Jaa Rahe Ho.

Main Bhi Chalungi.
Wapas Kab Aaoge.

Ghar Reh Kar Hi Discover Karlo.

Mere Liye Kya Laoge.
Wapas Aate Waqt Sabji L

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rubel bara dukhi tha!

Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”

Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do Admi Train Par

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...

1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se

1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?

Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..??

Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)