Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 463 views

Meri Premika Ki Mang

Santa:Meri Premika Ki Mang Itani Badi Thi Ki Mujhe Usase Rishta Todna Pada.
Banta: Uski Mang Kya Thi

Santa: Shadi ki.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Crazy Doctor Patient

Doctor!!
What happened?
I have fever.
Ok, go back to your home; take a bath with ice cold water, then lie under fan for 12 hours without any clothes. Come back tomorrow.
I will be fine then?
No. you will get Pneumonia.
What?
Don’t worry. I am only a Pneumonia specialist.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Pandit Ji

Funny Pandit Ji: Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.

Friend: Lekin tumare pas to Gun hoti hai.

Funny Pandit Ji: Wo maine chupa di
warna wo bi loot leta !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)