Khamoshi ka bycot

Lebrary me bahut khamoshi thi k achanak se aik punjabi ne zoor se paad maar dia

teacher:ye kia hai?

Punjabi:khamoshi ka bycot

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 223 views
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