Girlfriend Ka RECHARGE
ISHQ Me DOLAT Sari Na Luta Dena..
Mummy Papa Ka Maan Mitti Me Na Mila Dena..
Ghar Se Jo Mily Hen Paise Sabzi K Liye Beta,,
Bazar Ja K Girlfriend Ka RECHARGE Na Kera Dena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 383 views
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