Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: “yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi ..??… :p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 580 views

Larkay ne kaha tm 100

Larkay ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mujhe sy muhabt ka iqrar kro gi.

Aur larka din rat, barish me dhop me us k ghar k samnay khara raha.

99th din larki

ko waqaee larky ki muhabat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha subah pyar ka iqrar krun gi laikin jb woh larkay ko milnay gaee to larka usay wahan na mila aur aik kaghaz mila jis par likha tha

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"Tere chakar me teri behan set ho gai hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hathi per hathi

Aik mota aadmi hathi per sair kar raha tha,
aik bacha ne dekh kar hasna shuru kar deya…

mota admi: keya kabhi hathi nahin dekha??,

bacha: hathi tu dekha hai, hathi per hathi nahin dekha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..

Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..

Kaise.. Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..

Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.

Ek Dum.
Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap Pagal Ho

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L
ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great
A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL
ho

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ki flight ma tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
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“R U suffering from fever”?
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Pathan:”No,I m gul khan from Karachi 2 peshawar”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)