Boss meri shadi ho gayi
Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"
Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 537 views
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