A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
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Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
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Student: "sun ke acha lagta hai"
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!) / 651 views

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain,

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sararti Student

Xam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tunekya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai .........!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahu ki vidai k baad

bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha "beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna.. sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?
Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke
baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi
peeta...?
Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir
gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....
Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya
ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladka Ghar der se Lauta

Ladka Ghar der se Lauta
Maa- Kaha tha?

Beta- Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa kA Pyar"

Maa- ab Uper Jakar 1 reality Show dekh "Baab ki Maar"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)