judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views

Couple was having dinner

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”

Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home

Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

meri saadi kab hogi

Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi.

to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh raha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

mil gaya oye

Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Dost Ki Tarif Naye Andaz Mein

Jab Apka Janam Hua,

Sara Akash Jhuma,

Devtaon Ne Dance Kiya,

Phoolon Ki Barish Hui,

Ghee Ke Diye Jale,

God Bole: “Jaan Chhuti Abb Dharti Waale Bhugtenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chor Do Nasha

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola

bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,

bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Hathi b sth chal dia

Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha

Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare

Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?

Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha.......

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)