Teri bhen da khasam

1 zoo me ek tota english, urdu,
punjabi bol sakta tha....
Ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karne
k liye us se pucha....
Who r u ??
...Tota- i m parrot
admi- tum kon ho ??
Tota- mai tota hoon..
Admi- tu kon aein ??
Tota- teri bhen da khasam... Saleya
tenu ik war das te dita a k mai
tota wa

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!) / 560 views
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