Girl- Dadiji Aapke Time me 10-10 Bacche kyu hote the?

Dada- Hamare time me Bijli nhi hoti thi...

Raat ko kaun aaya, kaun gaya malum hi nahi padta tha!! :D :P :->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views

Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?

Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”

Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“

Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”

Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”

Pappu: “Bees”

Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”

Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Chor Amir Log Ke Ghar Mein

Ek chor amir log ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.

Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

So Ja Diploma So Ja

Ek Burhiya Bacchay Se:
So Ja Diploma So Ja
Parosan:
Aap Ne Isay Diploma Kyun Kaha?
Burhiya:
Meri Beti College Se Diploma Lenay Gayi Thi, Ye Le Kar Agai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Hasrate dedar

hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

HUM TO UDTI CHIDYA KE

HUM TO UDTI CHIDYA
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BHI PAR GIN LETE HEN
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BANTA :
ISMEN KYA MUSHKIL HAI,
2 HI TO HOTE HAI...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)