Police Wala Samajh Ke Najayaz Fayda To Mat Uthao
Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya
Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: “Itne Kam Number Kyun Aaye? Aaj Se Tera Khelna Tv Dekhna Sab Bandh”
Beta: “Papa, Ye Lo 100 Rupaye Aur Baat Ko Yahi Khatam Karo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 569 views
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