Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena
(mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha hoon ke mai sotay
howe kesa lagta hon
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 479 views
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