Darling Aaj aisi koi romantic
Premi:-darling,aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse
mere pair zameen per na rahe.
Premika:-to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 537 views

Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi

Pathan:
Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi Aaj Me Nahi Soun Ga
Friend:
Larayi Kal Hoyi
To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
Pathan: Aaj Wo Banday Lekar Aaye Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Training courses For Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Button dabana band ker

Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri
baari hai, attendence lagwa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Laloo to his P.A

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)